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Dapper Fish | Fish Keeper - Aquarium Enthusiast Wear

Dapper Fish | Fish Keeper - Aquarium Enthusiast Wear

$29.95 USD

Let’s be honest: dogs expect too much, cats judge too hard, and fish? Fish just vibe. This Dapper Fish tee says what every aquarist knows deep down—we didn’t choose the gill life, it chose us.

Featuring bold text that reads:
“Fish Keeper”
because dogs make eye contact and cats are too demanding

…it’s the perfect blend of dry humor, proud hobbyism, and subtle introvert energy.

💧 Super soft fabric – ideal for water changes and avoiding social interaction
💧 Clean, minimal design – lets your tank (and your sarcasm) do the talking
💧 100% fishkeeper-approved

🎩 For the quiet legends who prefer bubbles to barking and aquariums over attitude.


Available in sizes for every aquarist, because in the world of fishkeeping, everyone’s a big fish. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel. Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort. Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print. Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options for personalization. Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials​


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32
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